Once, someone responded with a "That's okay. I can always text you.", followed by a ;).
Me, Very Not Amused: "I do not have a text plan. Please do not text me. Ever."
So my phone was pretty much useless except for emergency calls and setting alarms.
After a week of using my new phone with an unlimited text and data plan ... I do not know how I had ever survived without it.
Now, I can access directions or text friends for help anywhere so I don't have to get lost so easily. I can take photos and videos and just email them to myself instead of tediously plugging a camera into my laptop for uploading. I can waste time on colorful free Android apps. I can google anything right on the spot. I now have modern technology. I am connected to the world.
Except I still refuse to sync phone with facebook and twitter. I don't really go on facebook much because I can so easily lose hours just
Back to the glory of my new phone: the most important part of this new technology update is that I realized that I can snap so many pics on the go now and start inserting some proper images to break up my rambling posts. How exciting.
Except I am such an amateur point and shoot. Not even an adequate amateur actually, I'm the type who goes "Ooh, let's try an artistic angle." then "Ah, crap, angle captured my messy messes in the background." then "Eh, oh well, realistic art, tra la la!"
Brother made sushi rolls from some vinegared rice, seaweed, avocado, crab sticks, etc. the other day.
Me: "I shall take very nice pictures now!"
Me: "Because I want to. So stop eating for a moment."
Me: "Damn, the plate is all sticky and dirty."
Bro: "I will eat now."
Me: "Here, clean this up. Get these -"
Me: "Noo! I told you to clean up the plate, get all those little grains of rice!
Bro: *chewing on a piece* "I thought you wanted the rolls lined up at a slant so I ate that piece for you."
Me: "I didn't say that."
Bro: "There's a slant now."
Me: "I'm hungry. I don't care anymore. Behold, mountain of pink in the background!"
Bro: "You know you can just clear off that plastic bag from the table -"
Me: "Pink mountain, arise!"